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dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"


Yeah, this is some bullshit.  Everyone should get a living wage, including (and maybe especially) the people who work their asses off serving food to customers who can often be rude and demanding.

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

Yeah, this is some bullshit. Everyone should get a living wage, including (and maybe especially) the people who work their asses off serving food to customers who can often be rude and demanding.

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riothurl:

dysfunctionalqueer:

the-bi-furious-whovian:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Indoctrination begins early for the feminist agenda. Get ‘em while they still can’t formulate their own opinions about the world and fill them with the lies that will support your ideology. Didn’t the fucking Nazis do that?

AS A JEWISH FEMINIST I AM HEREBY INFORMING YOU THAT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO FUCK OFF

"Confidence!" "Empowerment!" "Positive Role Models" "Broader Ambitions" Yep, you’re right. Feminists are basically a genocidal dictatorship. Totally right. You’ve caught us out.

what the fuck is everyones deal with comparing feminists to nazis like that really says a lot tbh


Wow, telling young girls that they can be scientists and doctors and businesswomen and not purely sex symbols!  How much more evil can you get!

riothurl:

dysfunctionalqueer:

the-bi-furious-whovian:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Indoctrination begins early for the feminist agenda. Get ‘em while they still can’t formulate their own opinions about the world and fill them with the lies that will support your ideology. Didn’t the fucking Nazis do that?

AS A JEWISH FEMINIST I AM HEREBY INFORMING YOU THAT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO FUCK OFF

"Confidence!" "Empowerment!" "Positive Role Models" "Broader Ambitions"
Yep, you’re right. Feminists are basically a genocidal dictatorship.
Totally right.
You’ve caught us out.

what the fuck is everyones deal with comparing feminists to nazis like that really says a lot tbh

Wow, telling young girls that they can be scientists and doctors and businesswomen and not purely sex symbols! How much more evil can you get!

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edwardspoonhands:

I’ve recently become fascinated by why tuition costs have risen so much in the last 30 years. I mean…it’s insane, and it doesn’t result in a better education. It turns out, for the most part, that it’s marketing. Universities spending money so that they look better than other universities so they get more and better students so that they can make more money (largely via student loans.)

Student loans mean well, and they’re vital. But the education industry has been economically incentivized by their easy access to raise prices and get more students paying more. Schools that don’t spend lots of money on luxury dorms and top notch sports programs don’t grow…kids don’t go to them because, effectively, it’s the same price for 18 year olds because the loans are available.

We should start a university that costs $3000 per year, but you have to sleep on a cot with six other people in the room. Like Hogwarts.

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neil-gaiman:

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

PLEASE. 

Please do it. This one is important. You may not think YOU are important (you are, by the way) but if your representatives know that you care about how they vote, and if you call, and the person before you calls, and the person after you calls… then they vote to keep the internet the way it is. 

DOOOO ITTTTTTTT (said in the reassuring voice of the thing under your bed when you were tiny)